Too many bike projects!

Someone on the iBOB list recently said something like "the more bikes you have, the exponentially-larger the chance is that none of them
will be working at any given time." How true that is! Lately I've
been finding myself stressing over the sheer *number* of bikes I own
-- deciding which one to ride, then maintaining all of them just takes
more energy than it should. I used to enjoy wrenching on bikes, now
it's just a chore -- I'd rather spend the time simply riding them than
holed up in the basement with greasy fingers. I guess that's a sign
of getting older -- time becomes more precious or something.
Anways...